A Treasure Chest

Oh, the internet is a treasure chest full of the wonderful and bazar. Sometimes the golden nuggets and brilliant jewels are hidden between lots of sand and seaweed.

Take Craig’s List, for instance. After posting our french doors on Craig’s List (that ad being the internet equivalent of a bottle of rum in our analogy… it could be great if that’s your thing), I checked out the CL “wanted” section. People want things they do not know how to spell. Not difficult to recognize the pirates.

Then I spot it… the CL blog. Really? It is there where I dig out this fabulous treasure:
 

Unicycle Lawnmower

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Date: 2008-07-17, 2:40PM EDT
Looking for a more out of the box way to excersize. Be the coolest guy on your street cutting the lawn with this bad boy. you can save gas and get those rock hard abs you always wanted. This bike will cut your grass to emaculate conditions. It comes stock with this excentric two tone seat.

The rust on the mower gives it an antique look that will have the cat lady next door going wild for your loins. For Ten extra dollars i can throw in a basket and headlight.
 

Is your kid bouncing off the walls, ile even throw in some training wheels so you can put that bastard to work. This model is a three speed so you can really tear it up.
 

Do your neighbor kids have an annoying bike ramp in the streets all the time. well snag that sucker and set it up infront of your trees, this bad mother will easily catch 6-7 feet of air allowing you to trim those troubling branches, as well as demolishing the ramp into oblivion so those damn kids wont be gathering infront of your house to practice for the x games.
 

Comes with your choice of 12/40 oz beer holder that doubles as an ash tray.              

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I want one!

I want one!